88+ Animal Jokes
The first cow asked the second cow why did you say baaaa. Why did the fox go for a duck.
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He made an animal that is able to knit its own sweaters.
Animal jokes. Deer run too fast. A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads Talking Dog for Sale. Silly animal jokes are funny because of the innocence of the animals the harmless way that they are presented and the observations about familiar animals that maybe arent well noticed.
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Animals in general Reporter. Jokes And Puns About Various Other Animals. He takes the parrot home and tries to teach the parrot how to say a few things but instead the parrot just swears at him.
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So what have you done with your life he asks the dog. Whats the difference between a Ball State University sorority sister and a scarecrow. Published on 10262015 at 1049 AM.
Yes you can do jokes about the. I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Zoo Animal Jokes.
One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. From the four-legged to the in-flight the beaked to the barnacled from dog jokes to elephant jokes horse jokes to bird jokes weve got them all. 38 New Animal Walks Into A Bar Jokes Because Puns Are Awesome.
Ive led a very full life says the dog. These jokes are with and about Spiders sheep tigers crocodiles and even Lion. A midget with a lisp goes to a farmer to buy a horse.
Did you hear about the crazy Aussie scientist who decided to crossbreed a porcupine with a sheep. What did the duck say when he bought lipstick. Two men are hiking through the woods when one of them cries out Snake.
Put it on my bill. Why do you bring fish to a party. The early bird might get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
They point out things that are part of the everyday but that arent a focus arent seen or heard and they often have animals simply doing funny things. The farmer says You horny bastard you deserve this The rooster opens one eye points up whispers Shh. One cat jumps off the boat how many more cats are left.
The first cow said moo and the second cow said baaaa. His companion laughs at him. No cows go moo.
Here is the list of the rest of our animal jokes puns and riddles. What do you call a sleeping bull. How do you fit more pigs on your farm.
Lets start with zoo animal jokes. How do you stop an elephant from charging. The next day he finds the rooster fucking the ducks geese a parrot too which is now scaring him.
He looks over the horse to inspect it and says to the farmer Id like to sthee its teeth So the farmer picks him up to give him a view of the teeth. Clean jokes for kids and people of all ages. A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking parrot.
After a few hours of trying to teach the bird the man finally says If you dont stop swearing Im going to put you in the freezer as punishment. Its only a baby he says. Yes horse style dog style any style Reporter.
100 of the Best Animal Jokes. Of course you do not have to go to the zoo to say these funny animal jokes. None because the cats were all copy cats.
Good animal jokes are hard to come by but weve collected our favourites here to get you howling hooting and roaring with laughter. There are ten cats standing on a boat. The second cow said Im learning a foreign language.
